Sunday, November 23, 2008

Real 911 Calls!





BELIEVE it or not ,
These are Nashville, TN's REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: N o
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

10 comments:

  1. Very Funny!Those poor 911 dispatchers.

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  2. Gee, there are some real dummies out there!! XO

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  3. lol! i believe it! lol
    huggies...

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  4. A good laugh! I think I liked the one that couldn't see nine one one and nine eleven were the same.

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  5. LOL LOL!!! Very funny thanks for the laughs

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  6. This is hilarious! On the 9-1-1 & 911 being the same, that right there is what I was told in training was the reason they call it 9-1-1 rather than 911. Thanks for the laughs! Thank you too for the award!

    Dirk
    http://tsalagiman2.blogspot.com/

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  7. These people must be related to my daughters in-laws. (Hugs)Indigo

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  8. That was so funny...all of them! LOL
    Hugs,
    Joyce

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